I can't believe it . . .

Why is it when I try to sell myself (in a resume) I so often fall flat on my face?

About six weeks ago I spent all day Saturday working on a resume for an application to an internship (which, by the way, I made the final cut thus far). I pored over every word, crafted every bullet, and honed every skill.

Then, when checking the resume today, I find this as one of my skills used in a job:

analyitisis

Yeah, I've never heard of that skill either. Bummer.